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Welcome back to the world’s first undisputed power rankings, where we’ve ranked 30 NBA teams in perfect order for free. All you can do is drop your jaw to the floor and exclaim, “How could you check this league so accurately? We must owe you something for lining them up like that.”
All we ask in return is that you have a happy Thanksgiving. Happy as the Boston Celtics, who claimed the top spot in this ranking (as NBA filler, if you will). No worse than the Milwaukee Bucks (mashed potatoes if there ever could be a team) who fought their way to the penalty spot. And may God have mercy on your soul if your day is as bad as the Washington Wizards (the real turkey of this league.)
Let’s get to it.